Monday, October 25, 2010

Carve Out a Niche For Yourself

We always equate 'talent' with some form of artistic ability - visual, performance, literary. Actually talent is your ability to do anything extraordinarily well. Some of us have a talent to make others laugh, or to be kind, or to diffuse anger. There are a million talents. You probably have several.


Timmy realized he was NOT going to win this contest so
he went home to finish rebuilding his dad's tractor
engine.

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Friday, October 22, 2010

Some Good Will Come of This

With insight you can reap benefits from chaos and disorder. The trick is to not let the chaos and disorder sweep you along with it.



Moments before going postal on the kids Edward remembered
that a pile of leaves is a pile of bugs. Now he wouldn't
have to feed the little nippers.

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Monday, October 18, 2010

I Hate To State the Obvious, but....

Over thinking is just as much a time waster as not thinking at all. Some situations don't need to be analyzed and revisited until you're mentally exhausted. Keep it simple.



Collette was not coming up with any clues on how
to decorate
for the Barnyard Harvest Festival.

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Tuesday, October 12, 2010

But, We're So RIGHT For Each Other!

Relationships are so difficult during the best of times, it just makes sense to go into one with both eyes open. Don't look for perfection, but adaptability, commitment to standards and a tolerance for small dogs and chickens.


Frank's heartache began when he fell in love with
a bale
of cotton.

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Friday, October 8, 2010

When Stimulus Doesn't Stimulate

The Economy is not a problem the government can fix, its a problem that only individuals can fix through the tried and true methods of saving, rather than spending, producing, rather than consuming.



Early retirement wasn't working out for Bruce and Carolyn
so it looked like it was back to the petting zoo for them.

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Monday, October 4, 2010

You Need To Work On Your People Skills...

The difference between management and leadership is vision. A great leader sees the future, can take his company/family/organization far beyond their present situation. Management organizes vision and makes it happen.



Edward's idea of a team effort was everybody doing
what
he said.

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Thursday, September 30, 2010

Well, Would You Look At THAT!

We come across the most amazing discoveries when we least expect it. Be ever mindful of the moment and the possibilities and opportunities that await you.


Reilly had no idea you could catapult a chicken that far into
the atmosphere with just a see saw. This required further
experimentation!

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Monday, September 27, 2010

I'm Still Twice the Man My Mother Was...

Don't let the loss of a job or property keep you from doing what you do best. You have skills and gifts - use them to reinvent yourself!!



After the 'Big Fix' Fluffy still went out with the guys - but
now just as a consultant.

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Thursday, September 23, 2010

Guest Cartoonist!

Hey, Barnyard Fans, today we have a guest cartoonist from Marianna, Florida. Larry Brock is a cartoonist, illustrator and painter, father of six, former Bishop and graduate of the Ringling College of Art and Design.

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There's An App For That, Ya Know

Don't confuse technology with progress. When we tether ourselves to technology we stand in jeopardy of losing sensitivity to ourselves and our environment. Your biological sensors are far superior. Put down that gizmo and go for a walk.

Oh Happy Day! Mimi now had the latest app to remind her
of her daily appointments - scratch for worms, lay an egg,
peck at corn, go to sleep. This was certainly a relief!!

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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Just the Facts, Please, Just the Facts

Sometimes facts and figures and polls and statistics don't always tell a true story. Or perhaps they don't tell ALL of the story. Nothing is quite as dynamic as words.

The Board didn't have any actual figures, but Lydia's lovely
little poem gave an accurate description of their status.

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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Nothing Else Exists Except This...

Passion is a good thing. Obsession is not. Passion opens our eyes to the possibilities of our concerns. Obsession blinds us from everything except our concern. Passion builds, obsession destroys.



Mike believed there were only 10 kinds of people in
the world. Those that understood binary, and those
that did not.

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Monday, September 13, 2010

Got Milk?

Don't lament that you weren't born taller, thinner, more beautiful, stronger, faster, better or whatever you think you're missing. Learn to work with the super powers you have and you'll find that you're really not missing anything.


As he looked at the lunch he could not extract, Dave wondered
for the umpteenth time, why some ill-conceived plan of
the Celestial Committee left him without opposable thumbs.

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Thursday, September 9, 2010

There's No Such Thing As A Homeless Chicken

There is a place for each of us, a friendly welcoming home that has been waiting for us. Perhaps we create it ourselves or find it already prepared. Don't stop looking, you're very close.


Veni, Vedi, Velcroe! She came, she saw, she stuck around.
It wasn't what she had anticipated, but she knew it
was going to be home.

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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

You Do TOO Look Like That!!

Be kind in your judgment of others. How you perceive them may not be how they really are. Their universe is unknown to you and their hearts may be guarded.



Pablo's portrait painting business was not going well.

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Monday, August 30, 2010

Einstein Said it Best...

...when he said that "Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.” When confronted by difficulties elevate your method of problem solving a notch higher.



Reilly's frustration with Lloyd grew from the fact that it
was a real mistake to think you could solve any problem
with just potatoes.

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Thursday, August 26, 2010

No Salmonella Here, Thank You Very Much...

The tasks you do everyday - the repetition, the mind-numbing actions that you do without thinking - are the very things that make your world work. We are each a critical gear in the machinery of life and others depend on our being there. Don't let them down.


Everyday after work Mimi picked up a dozen eggs.

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Monday, August 23, 2010

Best in Show

Invest in yourself. You have potential that you're unaware of, abilities that will surprise you. Your little self is your most valuable asset.



Hank thought that short of Christmas lights and a silk
kimono he would NEVER be a show horse. But his friends
believed and he loved the attention.

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Thursday, August 19, 2010

All Aboard!

When your goal is a moving target, it is less likely to be met. Anchor your hopes to something solid and immovable.


Ever since Marietta was designated as the bus stop
passengers were never sure if they were going to
get on the bus.

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Monday, August 16, 2010

The Wisest Words are Unspoken

During times of stress or high emotion we become our own worst enemy. Don't take counsel from your frustrations, but rather gather information (listen) before you make judgments and decisions.



Mimi had the Right to remain silent, but she didn't have
the Ability to remain silent!

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