Tuesday, December 28, 2010

New Years Resolution

A good resolution this year is to find time to stop and think everyday. Think and ponder upon every aspect of your life and the life of your family and community. Do not plug in your electronics while you are thinking - go solo, unplugged, free from technology. You will discover an exciting world inside your mind.

Sitting atop the barn Mimi would too often get lost in
thought because it was uncharted territory for her.

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Sunday, December 19, 2010

A Tongue Sharp Enough to Cut Tomatoes

Shakespeare said that mockery was 'the truth disguised as humor'. Verbal abuse in any form is a deadly weapon and has no place in ANY relationship. Make your language kind and simple.


Mitch's only superpower was sarcasm and he wielded
it like a champ. Mitch was not allowed to roost in the coop.
Or play in any reindeer games...

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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Smiling On The Outside

We are at our cruelest when we use the hurt or misfortune of others to amuse ourselves and our friends. Too often laughter is purchased with pain.


Somewhere in the meadow, near the pond, the old farmer
was frantically searching for his teeth.

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Sunday, December 12, 2010

Santa Has Left The Building

In spite of all the Ho Ho Ho's and Fa La La's not everybody finds the holiday season festive or bright. It is a holiday that is hard on those with tender hearts. Reach out and give them the gift of love and warmth.


There was nothing so depressing or ego bruising as
Riley's
yearly stint as Santa.

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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Many Are Cold, But Few are Frozen

We are never without hope. Even the bleakness of winter has special moments of warmth and comfort. Look for them, they are close.


As the winter wind blew the snow into their world the girls
were grateful for the weapons-grade hot chocolate waiting
for them back at the barn.

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Sunday, December 5, 2010

Caveat Emptor

Before buying anything (goods, services or someone elses dream) make sure you get a clear picture of what to expect.



When Fluffy promised the girls 'dinner in the City'
they had envisioned something entirely different.

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Thursday, December 2, 2010

Guest Cartoonist

Welcome back Larry Brock!

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Monday, November 29, 2010

Thank ya, Thank ya verry much

We live in a world of bounty. Our lives are full and there is much to be grateful for. Even during times of stress and difficulties we have reasons to give thanks.


Pilgrim was color blind, the great advantage being that
his Rubik's Cube was always complete.

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Monday, November 22, 2010

I Assume You Mean Me...

Don't assume anything. Don't assume you are covered for disaster, that help will be readily available during or after a disaster, or that you will quickly recuperate after a disaster. Don't assume there won't be a disaster. Get ready NOW.


Lydia's plumbing was a wreck because she did not, after all,
have a garbage disposal.

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Monday, November 15, 2010

It's Only Rock and Roll, But I Love It!

Success is 90% drive and ambition and 10% talent. There are a lot of successful people out there that have a lot less talent than you, but their dazzle comes from their perseverance and their non-stop efforts to do anything to succeed. They jump ALL the hurdles.

More than anything in the world Jason wanted to be a
rock star, but learning to play an instrument had
proved trying. Even the triangle thingie was too complicated.
He was destined, poor soul, to flipping burgers.

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Thursday, November 11, 2010

Starry Starry Night

When we contemplate the vastness of the universe it is not realistic to consider ourselves finite and small, of no value or import. We can see across the universe and know the temperature of the sun. We have made the heavens our own - we are a little less than the angels.


Reilly took a moment to ponder the universe and to consider
that it was infinite. This was disturbing because he was
always misplacing things.

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Monday, November 8, 2010

Ouch! That's Gonna Leave a Mark

Be sensitive about the difficult questions. Know when to ask, when to keep quiet. When your cruise ship guests are washed up on the shore of a deserted island that is NOT the time to ask them to fill out a comment card.


Stepping carefully over Reilly's broken arm Mimi asked
him if he wouldn't mind giving her and Lydia a lift back
to the barn.

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Monday, November 1, 2010

Who's Making Up These Numbers, Anyway????

"Statistics" can be misleading. When you hear about 80% of the population being for or against something try to remember when you were polled about it. Yeah, that's what I thought. Media numbers come from some mysterious place that you and I have never visited.


Mimi's exercise numbers were excellent because she took
her pedometer to the hardware store and attached it to
the machine that shakes paint cans.

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Thursday, October 28, 2010

The Ever Popular Halloween Egg

There are moments in life when it is ok to NOT be practical. Allow yourself to experience a small indulgence once in awhile. It won't kill you.


Joyce's frugality and practicality made her house one of
the less popular stops during Trick or Treat.

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Monday, October 25, 2010

Carve Out a Niche For Yourself

We always equate 'talent' with some form of artistic ability - visual, performance, literary. Actually talent is your ability to do anything extraordinarily well. Some of us have a talent to make others laugh, or to be kind, or to diffuse anger. There are a million talents. You probably have several.


Timmy realized he was NOT going to win this contest so
he went home to finish rebuilding his dad's tractor
engine.

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Friday, October 22, 2010

Some Good Will Come of This

With insight you can reap benefits from chaos and disorder. The trick is to not let the chaos and disorder sweep you along with it.



Moments before going postal on the kids Edward remembered
that a pile of leaves is a pile of bugs. Now he wouldn't
have to feed the little nippers.

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Monday, October 18, 2010

I Hate To State the Obvious, but....

Over thinking is just as much a time waster as not thinking at all. Some situations don't need to be analyzed and revisited until you're mentally exhausted. Keep it simple.



Collette was not coming up with any clues on how
to decorate
for the Barnyard Harvest Festival.

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Tuesday, October 12, 2010

But, We're So RIGHT For Each Other!

Relationships are so difficult during the best of times, it just makes sense to go into one with both eyes open. Don't look for perfection, but adaptability, commitment to standards and a tolerance for small dogs and chickens.


Frank's heartache began when he fell in love with
a bale
of cotton.

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Friday, October 8, 2010

When Stimulus Doesn't Stimulate

The Economy is not a problem the government can fix, its a problem that only individuals can fix through the tried and true methods of saving, rather than spending, producing, rather than consuming.



Early retirement wasn't working out for Bruce and Carolyn
so it looked like it was back to the petting zoo for them.

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Monday, October 4, 2010

You Need To Work On Your People Skills...

The difference between management and leadership is vision. A great leader sees the future, can take his company/family/organization far beyond their present situation. Management organizes vision and makes it happen.



Edward's idea of a team effort was everybody doing
what
he said.

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